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Megan

Megan is a sexy ass bitch. With a banging body, no guy can touch her but they can try. She's smart and has many talents. Her smile will light up a room. She's gorgeous and no guy can resist her kind but mysterious personality.
"Look at that rack!"
"Her name must be Megan!"
by Enragedplants January 15, 2017
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megan

one who is perfection but also extremely weird. don’t talk to a megan. she will change your whole perception on life. SHE WILL FUCK YOU TILL YOUR DEAD
HOLY SHITBALLS MEGAN JUST BLEW MY WHOLE ASS MIND
by pickle rick suck my dick October 7, 2018
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Meganizing

- An exclusive adjective to describe megan (and megan only).

- It describes the way how thinking about, or having megan in your sight turns all your thoughts into megan thoughts (instead of megan fox).
S: Megan, you're meganizing.
M: What!?
S: What what?
M: I mean, why?
S: I can't tell you know, all my thoughts are meganized. They're all about you. You're mesmerizing, magnetizing, and meganizing. Your stare is like that of Medusa's, it stonifies me.
by Stalker S July 3, 2009
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Megan

'Megan' is a Welsh name for 'Pear'. Megan is used for beautiful babies that are definitely going to have a good job, good partner and children. They are thoughtful and have an amazing imagination. They are extremely beautiful inside and out but are shy and insecure people. She would have grew up into a wealthy family. Most Megan's (not all) Have the parents names of: Male| Mark , Shaun , Paul , Chris , Tim . Female| Claire , Lisa , Indianna , Tracey , Mary , Victoria , Becky.
''Megan please make sure you pick up these''
by l3eeeaaa September 4, 2015
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megan

More extreme version of meatatarian (alternate spelling: meagan).

A vegetarian doesn't eat meat; a vegan eats only fruits and vegetables.
On the opposite side of the spectrum, a meatarian wants meat in every meal; a meagan not only wants meat in every meal, but avoids the veggies altogether.
We have a really hard time having dinner together, because I'm a vegetarian and she's megan, so she doesn't like anything I want to eat!
by my name is Cos June 3, 2008
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Megan

Megan is beautiful. On the outside. Only on the outside. At first, she’ll be great. She’ll be your friend for a while then, suddenly, she won’t. She’ll purposely exclude you, saying how amazing her friends are and mentioning every name- except yours- and looking straight at you while doing it. Lies about wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas. And you can’t say anything, otherwise you’ll be labeled as jealous. But what does it matter? You lost your remaining two friends because of Megan.

No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
by Louisville/Loserville hater February 26, 2022
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Megan

marvel enthusiast with the ultimate Lego collection which she will sacrifice herself for
Paul Dano stan
Likes Robert Downy Jr even though he is a butch lesbian
the bus doesn't drive Megan, Megan drives the bus.
by slyfox9789236 May 13, 2022
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