The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.

Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.

by The Boi from Colebrook May 22, 2019

measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020

Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.

-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.

by zhymaa November 09, 2021

Gay (measurement)

1inch 2.54cm

7 times Gay (measurement)?

by assandass March 30, 2018

Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size

Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard

by charliecharlie May 17, 2013

Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!

“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”

by Justsayin’ November 30, 2017

measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...

Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!

by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017