john maynard

A sexy motherfucker

John Maynard is a sexy guy

by Ben Dover 257482838 May 28, 2020

Alissa Maywald

Verb,noun

A person who thinks Bout going to the casino only having

Ten dollars thinking she is going to win,but only walking around with a ten cent ticket.

Look at her broke are can't even win one dollar walking around with ten cent ticket she is being a Alissa Maywald

by DK918 August 6, 2021

The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.

If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!

by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008

Burnt Out Maynard

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.

That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!

by cofgpjm March 26, 2009