a mi me gustan mayores

Spanish for I like them (girls) older

a mi me gustan mayores

by MindsEyeTHPS June 9, 2018

Trying to meet the mayor twice

Someone is really pushing their luck, they already did something amazing and now they're trying to do something equally amazing.

"Gary just got a promotion and now he wants to take the day off?" " Damn gary's trying to meet the mayor twice."

by A.rush-jussila September 28, 2019

Mayor Wrights Wet Bed

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew

Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!

our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted

by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018

Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021