mayday parade

A punk/emo band which hails from Tallahassee, Florida. They currently have one full length album to date('A Lesson In Romantics') and one EP ('Tales Told By Dead Friends'). They have a disticnt sound which is created by the two lead vocalists: Derek Sanders & Jeremy Lenzo.

Mayday Parade Are:

Derek Sanders - Vocals
Jeremy Lenzo - Bass/Vocals
Alex Garcia - Guitar
Brooks Betts - Guitar
Jake Bundrick - Drums/Vocals

Mayday Parade is currently signed to Fearless Records

by Katelyn Valo January 3, 2008

marty mayo lick

when a kid named matthew eats bread-mayo-bread sandwiches

marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!

by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019

mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

by bohdave April 28, 2005

Maydel

A graceful, elegant, lovely lady who likes to sit down, relaxed, drinking cups of tea.

Person 1: *drinks tea*
Person 2: Are you like a .. Maydel?

by Sexy Butt Crack July 28, 2011

Mayo Dragon

-Someone, usually a basement dweller; who is very messy. Eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-Usually found in pairs.

-" My Buddy Lost His Job Now He Is A Mayo Dragon"
-" Im Pretty Sure I Have A Mayo Dragon In My Basement, He Lives In A Castle Of Empty Pizza Boxes"

by ChadnSean January 17, 2010

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

Mayo Sanchez

Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.

Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!

by Mayo Sanchez March 30, 2009