max

The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.

I wish I could have a max-day.
Why can Max have a max-day everyday?

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

max

a tall british son of a bitch who drives double decked buses and wears tall fluffy hats

Person 1 "who is driving that double deckered bus"
Person 2 " thats max"

by niggercum69 August 23, 2022

Max

Long schlong, fucks your girl while hits the bong. Biggest dick in Big Sky.

Uh oh hide ur Gilfs, Max is coming.

by ChadMannn February 25, 2021

max

A person with an extremely large penis, extremely huge!

OMG, that guy over there in the speedos is totally a max!

by afdasfgasfd June 25, 2008

max

max truly does mean more

yo shaquanda u c max, hes got so much more!

by larsie May 31, 2006

Max

Max is a good person, very social, and can make friends with anyone. He is usually outgoing with lots of interests, but can be very awkward. Max is also a good dog name.

He is so nice! He is such a Max.

by mk06 December 22, 2016

Max

He is usually a very tall bender witch keeps little dead hamsters in his frigid:near his internet Rueter & he sniffs his dad up the you know what and does brown sugar in his nose.

Jack talks

Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....

POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS

MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids

by User199273799901173 August 12, 2020