Girlfriend Material

1. A Female (Any sexuality) that is fit emotionally to be in a relationship with any gender they please.

Man:”That Girl is total girlfriend material”
Female:”Totally!”

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower January 28, 2021

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 08, 2017

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie June 16, 2010

beast material

A buff boy eho is fit enough to fall into the beast catergory

Usher... now that's what I call beast material

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022

Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne January 01, 2020

husband material

hua cheng

Hua Cheng is husband material.

by real gay person November 10, 2021