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Mateo

A boy sexy ass boy who has a very large penis and gets allll the hoes and is a good friend he’s loving he’s sweet and so kind and he can fuck you real good in bed and treats all woman right and is loyal
Girl 1:yeah Mateo he is fine as fuckkk

Girl 2: NO HES MINE
by hehemicheal7 December 17, 2019
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mateo

go fuck marte already. stop being gayyyyy omg. y u gay w ferrrtan
me "hi"
mateo "who asked"
by its me guess February 26, 2020
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Mateo

Mateo is one of the best people you can meet, he is attentive and kind to all people, especially women, but every time he tries to enter into a relationship he gets hurt, in the same way he likes to make people laugh, he really likes to spend time with his friends and he takes great care of his friends although they almost always hurt him, if you ever know a Mateo do not miss him and get the best out of him.
Mateo is the best 😎
by Lokooooooo123 November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.
Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake
by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024
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mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.
"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"
by Junglebeek February 22, 2024
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Mateo

A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston
by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023
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Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
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