markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

marsoop

The word for a hoody-sweatshirt pocket. Comes from 'marsupial'.

"I can't find your keys, where are they?"
"In my marsoop, man!"

by Sara Marcella May 27, 2008

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011

marsilio

A tall Hispanic male who plays basketball and is wearing a sweater

Wow Marsilio

by Not an Asian January 28, 2015

Mausoleum

A building in which the bodies of dead people are buried.

A mausoleum is an external free-standing building constructed as a monument enclosing the interment space or burial chamber of a deceased person or people. A monument without the interment is a cenotaph. A mausoleum may be considered a type of tomb or the tomb may be considered to be within the mausoleum. A Christian mausoleum sometimes includes a chapel.

"the cathedral was built in 1517 as a royal mausoleum"

by beeznie May 5, 2014

Marsel

CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER
HE CHEATED ON HER AND NOW SHE IS SOESAD

MARSEL? CHEATER.

by xsxra February 1, 2017

Mariolivia

M.J. are her initials but she gots nothing on Michael Jackson. She looks like Popeye's girlfriend, Olive Oyl. She's a girl with luscious gold locks who can't wear crop tops due to her height. Always has to crouch down to take pictures with her 4'11'' cousin so they both look average size. You can't comment on her feet, because she'll think she's the evil step sisters from Cinderella. Don't get her started with Shrek, because she'll think she's Princess Fiona and start kissing walls pretending it's her Prince Charming.

Mariolivia has killer chill skills.

"Mary-Olivia"

by Annoying. February 9, 2018