beaver married

a committed relationship between two women.

"my two moms are beaver married."

by IHaveAComplex February 14, 2012

Harry Marry

A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)

Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.

by Doogletits April 4, 2011

Marry me

Marry me

Marry me

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

happily married

what time skip sashannarcy have

did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them

by losersofmine June 4, 2022

Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

by Merlin. September 8, 2010

married-ish

married but on the outs.

girl- Are you married?
guy- I'm married-ish.
girl- What does that mean?
guy- I'm married but on the outs.

by katen9604 July 19, 2011

Married the Maid

When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.

Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.

by Keri Romeo June 19, 2010