Maroon

Not the color. Almost like moron. Someone who is a idiot

Brendan: Look at the guy driving on the wrong side of the road.
Nick: Ya what a maroon.

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

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Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.

*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”

by banjam December 18, 2024

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Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

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Maroons

Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex.
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!

by Billy Slaughter June 3, 2024

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Mojo Maroon’s

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.

bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024

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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead

"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

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