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Mario

A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.
Girl 1: I can't get Mario outta my mind

Girl 2: Wtf I got with him too
by allyadelaide June 25, 2017
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a gay kid that is such a whore that he got aids from dark honey and maybe more other guys but he doesn't know which guy it was so now he gives aids on the side of the street for money
guy 1: i know a mario
guy 2: me too!
guy 3: wait so do i
by guyji December 11, 2019
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by Hiya6673 August 26, 2017
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A mario is committed, hard-working, he is always determined to work out and get bigger nalgas, doesn't have any gains because he's fat, has a little pee pee, his haircut is pretty wack and that hair line is about two inches y se mira vien chido, usually he's always munching out.
No mames mario
by Weenie123 June 10, 2019
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The most desperate plumber on the face of the earth, as of the 80s. Chases after a princess who doesn't even know he exists and still shares a bunk bed with his brother. Code for a desperate MOFO.
Dude. Don't be a Mario, OK?
by BabydollDame22 June 7, 2017
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Mario is so fucking obese.
by MarioFat February 27, 2020
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some NIGGER
" HEY YOU KNOW THAT KID MARIO?"
"YA I HEARD HE WAS A REAL NlGGER"
by dankuslord September 14, 2018
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