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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way
by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020
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under manners

Under manners is used in a jovial way when someone out with a group of mates ups & leaves because they told you to. Equivalent, but a little more insulting, than under the thumb. I believe it has a west indian/jamaican origin.
That boy is under manners. His girl has him pussy whipped.
by LizardQueen. April 2, 2022
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Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time
by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023
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Vaginal magnetism

The power of the memory of sensations of unmatched pleasure, as well as feelings of purpose and home, that a man experiences when his penis is inserted in a woman's vagina. The power is so strong that he will do almost anything for the next insertion.

A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.

The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.
Her vaginal magnetism was always on his mind and kept him at work until all hours so he could buy her things and be her hero. Her vaginal magnetism fueled his ambition, ultimately motivated his proposal of marriage and his willingness to father her children, and caused him to spend and save his earnings, purchase gifts, cars, trips, houses, school supplies and tuition, and vacation homes over his lifetime. He was enslaved by her vaginal magnetism.
by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026
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Imus learn some better manners

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.
It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
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Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.
Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners
by Ms.Bee72 October 2, 2020
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