The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."
"What did you do?"
"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
"What did you do?"
"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
by ThaddPole October 12, 2011
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Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
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A side project of Andrew McMahon that is actually written with out the apostrophe, just Jacks Mannequin
by BreeM. December 28, 2005
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The violinist got into Juilliard, but got rejected from Mannes College of Music.
The Techniques of Music classes at Mannes really kicked my ass...but thankfully now I can sightread 5 staffs at a time.
The Techniques of Music classes at Mannes really kicked my ass...but thankfully now I can sightread 5 staffs at a time.
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"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."
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MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
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