The Candy Man

1. This guy, who spams a lot, I mean, I'm talking spammage to the max here.

2. A man who has candy, and he lures little kids with it.

3. One who kills Sweds.

"Come here little kiddies, I have candy"-Candy Man

by Cheezmeister December 11, 2003

cancer man

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.

cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.

by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Candy Man

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.

ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.

by allah ownz January 27, 2007

The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi

The Candy Man is unstoppable

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.

"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."

by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

Cancer Man

HORRIBLE! Cancer Men have no sense of stability in their life and they suck and always cheat in their relationships (if they can keep one for more than a week) If you have a Cancer Man in your life, go through their phone and see if their friends with their ex. If they are friends with their ex...... REEEEEDDDDD FFFLLLLAAAAGGGG!!!!!

Ashton: Honey, I'm a Cancer
Karson: We're done.
Man that Cancer Man sucks.

by Ladyrights<3 March 1, 2022