short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

by Gumby May 13, 2005

skinny man syndrome

Guys who vary from short to average height, always very skinny/low in bodyweight. They tend to be verbally and physically very aggressive in order to compensate for their feeble figure, that of which they closely correlate with their self-worth. They slam their desks when playing video games, curse out their so-called friends, and basically rage at the slightest inconvenience in life. They're usually white, have almost never been beaten as a child, and have absolutely no respect for themselves or anybody else. It's basically the more severe version of napoleon syndrome.

Henry: Yo, I heard slamming and screaming noises the whole night and I'm was on the other side of the hall.
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome

by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021

Rich man syndrome

When you first get rich, you will get spoiled and everyone will like you, you will disrespect most people. After rich man syndrome, you will be depressed because everyone has left you and all your money is gone

Person 1:”why is he so mean to us?”
Person 2:”he has a bad case of rich man syndrome”

by They’re all taken February 22, 2020

Midget man syndrome

The audacity of a man under 5’7 . A man trying to argue with a woman because he is mad that he is short.

Boy stop playin you got midget man syndrome

by Uareus February 28, 2021

LMS Little Man Syndrome

Someone with LMS generally under the height of 5'4" and is always angry . One who needs to be loud and insulting in order to get attention of others.

Did you see that driver with LMS little man syndrome coming? He ran over everything and got out started yelling at everybody then we noticed he was really short and wanted attention . He had LMS for sure .
Sean had Red Hair as well as LMS little man syndrome he was always angry and obnoxious

by Wolfs Hook May 31, 2016

Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)

Pissy Man Syndrome: Those random occurrences lasting anywhere from minutes to weeks when males act moody, whiny, and irritable as if menstruating.

See also: Manstration

Person 1: Jesus what's wrong with Fred?

Person 2: Heck if I know. Guess he's got a serious case of "PMS (Pissy Man Syndrome)".

by Stanzorz December 8, 2009