major johnson

A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"

"12 inches"

Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"

Watch out, Major Johnsons about

by grevs February 10, 2017

Engineering Major

A four year university program that emphasizes maths and sciences, and their applications in many different fields of design. Known for its rigorous academics, engineering students have extremely high course loads (generally between 20-30 hours of class per week) and must spend considerable amounts of free time studying in order to keep up with said course loads.

Engineering majors are often bashed by those in programs with lesser course loads (especially business and arts) for having no social life. While it's true that we don't have anywhere near as much time to socialize as they do, we are more than capable of leading very normal social lives.

Also, engineering majors are pretty much guaranteed a job with at least 50k starting salary after finishing school.

*Arts major walks around with two sorority girls in his arms, and stops when he passes an engineering major, who is studying.*

Arts Major: "Hah, look at this loser in engineering, spending all his time studying, while I'm gettin laid!"

---Five Years Later---

*The engineering major pulls up to a drive thru window in his BMW, smoking hot wife sitting in the passenger seat. The arts major opens the window."

Arts Major: "Can I take your order?"

Engineering Major: "You were saying?"

by SuperCoolEngineer March 8, 2011

drum major

The hardest working, yet, most under-appreciated people in a marching band. They take of things that no one even knows about, as to not stress people out.
They work very hard for their positions.
Almost the entire band thinks that drum majors are "power happy."

Drum Major: I'm so glad we were able to find more drum sticks before the director found out and punished everyone ...
Guys, please go put your uniforms away before going home!

Band Member: Why don't they do it themselves?!
Band Member 2: The power has gone to their head.

by catieisrad March 1, 2009

major deuce

A serious and severe bowel movement

Every night, Soren always remembers to go to the bathroom and drop a major deuce.

by Tommy Dub August 29, 2006

Major Dump

When you feel that your dump is going to be massive to an extent that you feel it is impossible to take it somewhere other than your own toilet, due to the amount of gases you might release that could turn out very embarrassing.

I had to leave work and drive 40 Miles to get back home to take a Major Dump.

by Shaiz October 17, 2011

join the majority

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.

Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.

by DEATHfalcon November 20, 2010

psychology major

Some asshole who thinks they know everything about you 20 seconds after meeting you

You seem like a very angry person. Don't worry, I'm a psychology major.

by Retic June 21, 2015