Madness

A condition that happens to skateboarders who are unable to land a desired trick after many tries. Some skateboarders develop superstitions or routines before, during or after skating which are suspose to help reduce or prevent madness. Symptons include but are not limited to: breaking or "focusing" one's skateboard, swearing loudly, rabbling or talking to one's self, kicking or throwing one's skateboard, intentional injurying one's self, and talking to inanimate objects such as handrails, ledges, benches or skateboards. Skateboarders who suffer from it often become very determined to land the trick that is giving them trouble. It is not uncommon for a madness victim to continue trying the same trick for several hours. It is very hard to talk a madness victim out of trying they're trick. Skateboarders with madness may continue trying the trick even if they become seriously injured from trying it.
Gosh, Aaron's would be a great skater if his madness didn't kick in after a every few tries.

You can't land that flip switch if you can't even do it regular! Geez man, stop the madness!

Kyle landed a few tricks on it and then that's when the madness set in.
by Kevin Hsu August 18, 2004
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I'm afraid he's been afflicted with MAD.
by Vorn June 15, 2006
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Gary: hey bro what are u up to today?

Juan: bro, im gonna go MAD

Gary: oooh, uuh, see ya later? umm bye

Juan: ;)
by sryoloXO96 December 12, 2011
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While the word madness has many meanings, the simplest and most widely accepted is that madness is in fact *not* Sparta, but could very well be blasphemy.
Person A: Dude this is blasphemy, it's madness...
Person B: Naw bro, this is Sparta.
by FatManMGS2 December 06, 2007
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When you write something on Urban dictionary and you read your email and it says it didn't get published
*checks email to see if it's publishes*

some visitors decided ____ was not published
*screams out loud*
"THIS IS MADNESS"
by It's_Britney_B November 09, 2019
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Mad Mad Mario is a video on YouTube which shows how fucking nuts Mario really is.
"Mario! You have to help! Bowser kid"
"I know I know captured the Goddamned princess! And all you fuckheads are too retarded to get her back!"
Mad Mad Mario video 4
by FF918 September 11, 2013
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Mutually
Assured
Destruction

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A term used by psychotic governments to describe a fact that they can make sure that everyone will be DESTROYED in a Mutual Nuclear Exchange, no matter who fires first, IE an Atomic War. WAR IS MAD. This made the term First Strike unnecessary.
The USA and China both have Atomic Bombs so that they can stay MAD.

The Soviet Union used to be able to get MAD, but now they just sell the ability for others to get MAD.
by IceWhack May 11, 2009
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