Macho is a real nigga who often pop niggas for no reason and don’t forget to mention that he fucks lots of bitches he also never gives a fuck
by Lendis November 22, 2021
Get the Machomug. The kind of person (not always male) that does things like hit themself in the head with a beer can until it flattens, or with a beer bottle to feel something. They might identify as a jock or as a machine, but the difference between them and other people that have also played sports is they don't know how to turn their own switch off, they are too busy trying to flip somebody else's switch on and off all the time.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Get the Mindlessly machomug. Type of gay man with very muscular manly body features, like beard, muscle, body hair etc. but with love in wearing make-up, gel nails, feminine clothing...
by jakubminion April 7, 2021
Get the macho-fagmug. He is the Main beast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.
by Sexy Specese of a male February 10, 2021
Get the El machomug. by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011
Get the Macho Bombsmug. Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Macho Nutmug. Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.
Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Get the Macho Picchumug.