my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 02, 2019

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 09, 2019

On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying

On my moms I seen her yesterday.

by Anneliese A Santiago April 10, 2020

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 08, 2025

my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool

Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂

by September 16, 2020

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 13, 2021