My Mummy

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.
by MrMystick June 22, 2019
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Red Mummy

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.
LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."
by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 18, 2006
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Mummy Pig

The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit
On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch
by ElliotBeavan May 28, 2020
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Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.
"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"
by Mr. TG October 24, 2009
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Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.
by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016
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limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies
Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!
by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016
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lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
by mrbukkake March 17, 2013
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