MP

Mega pussy (mp for short) - when someone literally can’t make a move because they’re scared

Josh is being a mp because he doesn’t know what to text his crush

by Calum Hood is my husband July 15, 2021

MP

My Pleasure

Me: I'll get you that link asap. My friend: Thanks! Me: mp

by MrsBee January 29, 2015

MP

Abbreviation of My Problem. Sometimes used with YP: Your Problem.

Shipping paper records from 71 buildings across the country to New York over this weekend? It would draw too much attention.

That sounds like a YP, not an MP.

MR. ROBOT S3E4

by jbobthe3rd January 05, 2021

MP

Most played by guys or girls. (A Dumbass)

whats up MP.

by Handerler December 16, 2024

MP

MP js betta😂😂

Mp come tapn frfr.
Aint mp go missin💀💀.
MP MA MANNNNNN😝😝😝.

by MPSKIII November 20, 2023

mp

Commonly used in text, this stands for "Me Personally".

Nerd: I don't understand why Monster Energy gets so much hate. I think they have some good drinks mp.
Based GigaChad: Well mp you're just a fucking nuketard.

by geode8726 May 29, 2024

Mp

Another way to say "My pleasure".

Person 1 txting person 2: "thanks for the ride"
Person 2's responds: "Mp"

by Hazedan February 14, 2018