measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020

Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018

Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.

Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.

by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025

Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!

“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”

by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017

TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023

measure meter

meter.

"two measure meters"

by hydorus shui October 3, 2023