Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017

Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.

Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".

by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013

musty margarita

(also known as a musty milkshake)
when a guy skeets into a cup and a girl squirts into a cup and you mix it with a spoon and make her drink it

Oh dude, Amber took a full on musty margarita yesterday night at Jim's party

by merakesh March 3, 2011

White Trash Margarita

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also NASCARita.

Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some White Trash Margaritas on before the race.

by pdhski August 17, 2008

upside-down margarita

A way of preparing a margarita where someone sits in a chair with their head held back and their mouth wide open. Someone else then pours in their mouth a shot of margarita mix followed by a shot of tequilla a little more mix. When finished, the one who received the drink leans forward, shakes their head to mix the ingredients and drinks it in one gulp.

Sit over here I'll give you an upside-down margarita!

by Captain Bluebeard April 15, 2007

Margarita Dunce Cap

Whilst drinking margaritas, the first person to get inebriated and show any type of misconduct verbally or otherwise must put their margarita glass over their head and have their photo taken. The first recipient to be shamed by this action was a house cat named Quincy, who was livid about the dunce cap being placed upon his head.

He/she is wearing a margarita dunce cap. So and so got dunce capped last night.

by johnny-ringo1 January 29, 2010

Dirty Margarita

Probably the most disgusting thing ever attempted on the face of the earth. Worse than the golden monkey, two girls one cup, and the russian canycane.

Steps to make it-
Step one: you and your partner take a dump in a blender.
Step two: the male must maturbate into the blender.
Step three: the female must be on her period and add blood into the blender.
Step four: mix it up and serve to whoever you want

Jatavrion- Yo dawg me and Shaquiesha made a Dirty Margarita last night. I still got some left over, so do you want some?

Bob- Your really sick.

by DJ Pauly P June 6, 2011