Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.
I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!
by moses malone2 February 15, 2010
mugGet the Mag Jobmug.

Fag Mag

any male or female that attracts gay males willingly or unwillingly.
Dude you always talk to al the good looking gay guys, your such a fag mag.
by limp1210 January 17, 2010
mugGet the Fag Magmug.

mag out

To puke while drunk or during a hangover
hahah shit I heard mark magged out yesterday nite
by RagePrblm May 31, 2003
mugGet the mag outmug.

Fag Mags

Akimbo .44 Magnums used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
often accompanied by FMJ through the Bling Pro Perk
"DUDE I just pwned you with my Fag Mags!"

Noobs use Noob Tubes but real pros use Fag Mags!
by Fag Magster December 14, 2009
mugGet the Fag Magsmug.

poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.
I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.
by I love crap March 29, 2009
mugGet the poo magmug.

mo-mag

hoMOsexual MAGnet. A (usually straight) woman who attracts homosexual friends.
Cindy is always going out dancing with her gay friends.
Yes, she's quite the mo-mag.
by rollingwriter January 18, 2017
mugGet the mo-magmug.

Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.
Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.
by MynameCope October 30, 2023
mugGet the Mag Dumpingmug.

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