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Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.
Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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Whatever lifts your luggage

A phrase meaning "whatever gives you sexual pleasure" or "whatever sexual activity you enjoy." It's used similarly to "whatever floats your boat," but specifically carries a knowing, often ironic, reference to sexual preferences and activities.

Originates from the excuse used by anti-gay activist George Rekers in 2010 when caught traveling with a male escort ("rent boy"). Rekers absurdly claimed he only hired the young man to literally lift his luggage.

Popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and comedians like Stephen Colbert, who seized on the flimsy excuse. "Lifting someone's luggage" became a euphemism for providing sexual pleasure, often (but not exclusively) in a same-sex context.

The phrase "Whatever lifts your luggage" extends this to a general, sexually-tinged statement of acceptance for someone's preferences or kinks.
As a general statement of acceptance (like "whatever floats your boat," but sexual):

Person A: "I don't understand their particular fetish."

Person B: "Hey, whatever lifts your luggage, right? Live and let live."

As a euphemism for the sexual act itself (often using the verb form "lift luggage"):

"He claimed he was just going over to 'study', but judging by the sounds, I think they were lifting some luggage."

"After Rekers got caught, everyone joked about whether he found someone else to lift his luggage."
With direct ironic reference to the origin:

"He spends all day condemning 'the lifestyle' online, but you just know he's secretly looking for someone to help lift his luggage."
by C41n March 25, 2025
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luggaged

when you eat too much and feel like your hungover/dead/in a k-hole. you know when your packed full of grub and ya feel like a suitcase packed to the brim stuck in terminal 5.
was just having a good ol' lunch, and couldnt resist another 4 pack of crisps. before i knew it i was paralysed on my chair, luggaged off my treat.
by rewindDUDE October 15, 2009
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Laggage Baggage

A player of an MMORPG/Online game whose sub-standard system causes a ripple effect of lagging for other players
"Yo man that guy must be playing on an IBM from 1999! Pure laggage baggage!"
by Scodez June 21, 2009
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laggage

Slow and or pausings in performance,loading,gameplay or image display in any video game,image or even music sounds.
My game has major laggage, it is taking me forever to get through the firt mission
by blue77 April 25, 2009
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Leggage

What hot mature blondes display under short skirts to show they are still randy.
Check out the leggage on E.D. Hill.
by Free2legman June 22, 2010
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loggage

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.
Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."
by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009
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