bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Lacking

When your homie catches you looking at a person's ass.

*Homie checking out girls ass*

Yo bro... you lacking?
(Could also be said as lackin')

by Furnished Wheel November 9, 2019

Finger Licking Good

When something is so deliciously awesome that you have to lick your fingers upon finshing it to get the full extravagance of the taste.

Sally: "Mmmm Catherine This Chicken Sure Is Finger Licking Good"
Catherine: "Thats Sweet home Dawg, Lick Your Fingers Then"
Sally: "Word!"

by QuadrupleAwesomeness October 8, 2008

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

Licking Railings

Giving head.

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010

Finger lickin good

Finger lickin good is a term used for a woman who is a french fry and is always a new salty taste. It also refers to a food that has multiple names such as: VAGINA, PUSSY, ASS, and also THICC BOOTAY. Finger lickin good can also be represented as a term for somebody who is a fat pig and cant stop eating.

"OOOOOH, Kims ass looks so Finger lickin good right now i might just want a bite!"

by thiccdaddy420 May 18, 2018

licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

by JimBill April 25, 2006