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locals only

Term used by local assholes, especially at beaches, who show hostility towards anyone who is not from the specific area. Also common in coffee shops. Be prepared to receive nasty glares from the locals. You don't have to be a tourist or from out of state to experience this, you could live in the next town over. Local elitists love to ruin your fun.
"Look at that dick dropping in on that wave, I've never seen him before."
"He's a non-local."
"Locals only, asshole!"
by tictactoe July 27, 2006
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local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.
The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.
by A07 December 31, 2008
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A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.
My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate
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Localizer

a dumbass who translates anime but always self inserts or brings politics into it. Then always acts like they're right when they receive backlash.
Ugh, this localizer Katrina keeps self inserting and fucking up the subs
by Iamacat_media February 13, 2023
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Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.
Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.
by autis_cyle April 30, 2020
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