logging in

very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!

if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!

by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

Loging

The Downright coolest dickheads in the world, Often are very clever and good with their words!

What did he say? i dont know i dont get logings

by Lostbutfound12 March 17, 2009

Linkin' Logging

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

by Loggin December 7, 2010

Logging Truck

Pussy, cunt, poon, ect. that "hauls allot of logs." In the sence of fucking around allot/having more then one sexual partner.

"That bitch fucked so many logs, she's a logging truck!"

by Flapper November 22, 2006

logging the forbidden forest

Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts.

I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden forest

by Ryan Satter March 30, 2005

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by seanyB September 25, 2010

Wet-Logging

The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly

(warning: this is extremely dangerous)

Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"

by Luigi123456789101112 November 15, 2011