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Locker Room

The place designated for people to change into or out of work out clothes. In public gyms there will typically be 70-year-old men walking around with little to no clothing on, thinking this is a perfectly acceptable practice. Usually the floors are slippery and covered in a medley of liquids ranging from jizz to pool water. In high school locker rooms, there is not much a of a difference. Well, besides the fact that you are required to take it to graduate and are pretty much forced to strip down to your underwear in front of your possibly gay classmates. The bathrooms here are usually not shown too much love, or at least when I went to school they weren't. On more than one occasion I have placed my gym bag in crap, touched walls covered in jizz, and stepped on a mound of pubis.
I remember vividly Freshman year, coming back from the pool (at least 5% of that water was just piss) to the locker room and stepping into the shower only to find it partially flooded because there was enough pubic hair to knit a sweater clogging the drain. I had been forever grateful the rest of my high school career that I would never being going back to that room ever again, and never would me, or my naked ass, be ogled at by gay kids for the rest of those 4 years.
by Cripple Chris December 25, 2010
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meat locker

A Slang term often used to mean a vagina or the sort.
Hey, i want to put my weiner in you meat locker.
by Andrew Hirsch April 21, 2006
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Locker Combination

A womans measurements
Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38
by SirHC510 August 30, 2006
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locker

I need a locker
by vanisher March 1, 2012
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lockering

The act of being at one's locker.
"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."
by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006
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meat locker

a nickname for a really cold room in the house due to a major draft. this usually happens when u live at a really old apartment with low maintenance.
manager: where ever apartment u choose, dont do this one. the master bedroom is a freaking meat locker!
by nobody else here April 24, 2018
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locker room

A place where gang bangs occur frequently.
Bobby and his friends gang banged Suzie in the locker room.
by Johnny Elbow May 13, 2006
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