Lincoln Park Academy

A school where teachers have affairs with each other and the students fuck in the bathrooms.

“Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”

by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019

Lincoln middle school

Lincoln is so ghetto like you got random ass people closing your lockers when you have em open for a reason! The lockers suck ass they always broke or get jammed and then the 6th graders yooo- they act like the so grown? Like kid sit your muffin sized ass down. The cafeteria... imma just not even say anything because there is no word to describe what the cafeteria is- the food is barley edible, and the salads- it’s like they grabbed a handful of leaves threw it in a plastic container with ranch and bread and called it a “healthy meal” And the people that go there- When I tell you musty I mean mUSTY. There are a few okay kids that mind they own but like whew chile. The only nice “teacher” in that school is Ms Thomas.

Rando boy: my moms sending me to Lincoln middle school
Rando boy 2: Id rather go to burleys....

by YourfuckingDEAD September 29, 2019

Lincetti

The Mighty Lincetti>>>>>>>> Laurent's whole career

Lincetti is the best centre back of all time

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

Tim Lincecum

A young right-handed starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. Lincecum features a fastball that runs in the mid to high 90s, a curveball, and a changeup. His excellent command of these pitches allows him to chalk up high strikeout totals without an excessive pitch count.

Arthur: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
Tim: "I... am an Enchanter."
Arthur: "By what name are you known?"
Tim: "There are some who call me... Tim?"

Tim Lincecum

by StormXor August 7, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

Lincoln, Maine

A stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. Famous for crappy cops who'll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who "had a heart attack" after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. Died of "natural causes". bullshit.) The types of people in Lincoln are: for females; whores, prostitutes, sluts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, dicks, man-whores, broke-ass slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.

The new girl's from Lincoln, Maine
Yeah, I heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she's pregnant.
What?? She's a freshman!
And? She's from Lincoln.

by thathonestbitch December 12, 2010