back to lurking

A sarcastic farewell posted on a bbs or web log indicating the author is returning to a state of inactive observation after surfacing for a brief comment.
I've been reading this thread for days and you guys have no idea what you're talking about.

Back to lurking.
by ttpublic July 23, 2005
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insta lurking

Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.
I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG
by BuddyRia December 29, 2015
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Lurking Murk

(n): An annoying rash that starts with minor itching, usually on the solar plexus, and then spreads rapidly throughout the nervous system upon repeated exposure to the CCfortwit bacterium. Ingestion of honey during infection tends to intensify its effects, often leading to involuntary outbursts similar to Turret’s Syndrome. No known cure, although elimination of exposure to the bacterium will usually reduce symptoms to minor residual rashes and irritation.
Oh no! This Lurking Murk has spread again! Maybe I just need to relax and stop reading so much.
by bwahahaha93 August 26, 2009
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lurk alert

A phrase or saying one will use when they see a "lurk" or a "creeper" nearby. Used as a warning to female friends to stay away from the creep.
"I don't like this area girl, we should initiate a lurk alert"

Girl: "Look at that creepy guy over there staring at the children by the playground...lurk alert!"
by TARABOP March 17, 2009
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secondhand lurking

When somebody is at a computer lurking on myspace, you creep up on the person very slowly, and just watch what they are doing. Secondhand lurking is more often then not used by gay emo kids.
Some bitch named beth lurking on myspace, when some gay ass emo kid walked up and started secondhand lurking.
by Sgt_York August 07, 2009
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Lurk Hard

Trying your hardest to be unknown, usually when you are gonna commit a crime or shit on life.
Jim: Last night, someone shat on my goods!

Jamal: Lurk Hard!

Jim: WTF.
by xXUntouchableXx April 29, 2009
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lurked out

1. getting checked out in a really creepy way
see definition of lurk
"ugh, I'm getting lurked out by that hobo over there."
by definecolor.com February 05, 2010
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