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loggersexual

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.
Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!
by Loggersexual August 2, 2016
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logged in

Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.
"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"
by HobbyLover November 1, 2013
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weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat
Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?
by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010
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Ligger Line

When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.
*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"

Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"

Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"
by Matt Markel November 28, 2009
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Ligger

Music slang. Origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970's

A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.
"I went back stage at the recent Deep Purple gig, but didn't meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way"
by Black Flag June 7, 2007
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left legger

left-legger - If a Catholic altar boy kneels on only his left knee, priests would scold him. They say that Catholics kneel on their right knee, and Protestants kneel on their left knee. Those familiar with this explanation sometimes call Protestants left-leggers.
Her father forbid the wedding because he was a left legger.
by bonu$baby March 19, 2009
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