Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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The Toni Lodge

A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.
Oh the definitely did the Toni Lodge last night!
by cheekykat March 13, 2024
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The Toni Lodge

A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.
Oh they definitely did the Toni Lodge last night!
by cheekykat March 13, 2024
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lodge lung

When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)
1. I just worked a 12 hour shift and have a wicked case of lodge lung fml
by thomasduhgoat December 02, 2021
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green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
by Chilly mornings December 12, 2015
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The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
by kingwotzit July 19, 2023
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Lodged

The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
by TheNRLRoast March 07, 2018
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