Bob: " Ugh...This golf cart is so SLOW! It'll take us 50,000 years to get to the other side of the golf course.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.
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Liberal Pussy: I'm going to go protest against everything today, then I'm gonna go have sex with my dog, and then after that I am gonna go smoke some crytal-meth out of my pipe! Who'da thunk?!
Me: You! need to shut the F*** up and let us protect the country. And stay out of our way, liberal pussies
Me: You! need to shut the F*** up and let us protect the country. And stay out of our way, liberal pussies
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Liberals are people holding a political theory based on an idealist view of human nature. They continuously attempt to orchestrate government in an effort to create what they believe will be a fair society. Unfortunately, because life is not fair, their very optimism most often means they are incapable of the pragmatism or practicality necessary to make their plans workable, resulting in dystopian consequences which they traditionally blame on conservatives.
Liberals are typically idealists who wish to impose freedom and equality by forcing everyone down to an average rather than allow anyone to be inferior to anyone else. Socialists, Charles Schumer, Bill Clinton, John Kerry, college students, protestors
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That's why they do super smart things like appoint Dean as their party's chairman.
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Howard Dean says: "YEEEEEEEAAAARGH!!!!"
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2) Teenagers, who found it convenient to start being a liberal when pot and sexual experimentation became accessible in their life.
3) That eco terrorist who lives a few houses down from you.
4) Almost everyone in college.
5) PETA
Liberals know that living in tents/compost piles while having free unprotected sex and kissing a gay man's ass is the CORRECT way to be ethically, environmentally, and politically correct.
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