by Pizza'man May 02, 2020
you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out
by taylor garrett April 25, 2007
When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.
You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.
by Cosmo Poolaski May 22, 2011
A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.
A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?
by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014
When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.
Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
by mikeschneider May 15, 2006
by 01rach32 June 01, 2018
by FOX DUDE March 19, 2020