lego step

Making something more difficult than it already is.

"Why are you trying to Lego step your way through these tax-returns?"

by DannyTheStreet February 8, 2014

stepped on a lego

THE MOST F***ING PAIN YOU WILL EVER WILL IN YOU LIFE YOU ARE MOST LIKELY GONNA DIE JUST FROM FEELING IT

Jack stepped on a lego

by orangeissus September 28, 2020

lego fingers

When you have been playing with lego for an extended period of time, and your fingers start to hurt from the sharp edges.

After building the AT-AT walker, I had bad case of lego fingers.

by Soemundur November 17, 2004

Lego Life

This term is commonly used to describe any shock media which would be caused by an individual named 'Lego'.
It also includes any random content relating to 'Lego'.

Anomaly: *Insert shock media*
Luka: "Haha, Lego Life"
Lego: "Fuck you too Luka"

by LegoIsAFatty April 8, 2023

Lego Theory

A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.

An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.

The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.

By believing in the Lego Theory I was able to not only find a girlfriend, but my car keys as well.

by reactor20 September 9, 2016

Lego car

A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.

Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.

by scribbull January 13, 2008

lego stack

when a group of men insert their penises into the next mans anus and continue until they are horizontally / vertically stacked together

who tryna lego stack?

by NotGaines September 2, 2017