Las Vegas Penguin

when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.

hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!

by amanda hugginlick March 6, 2010

Las Vegas

The epitomie of everything wrong with the United States. If you could materialize the current MTV viewership into one place, this would be it. I have lived here my entire life, and in my travels elsewhere, I have yet to find another place with a population less educated, less interested in their fellow man and more materialistic than in Vegas. In 50 years, this city will be looked at as the model for what NOT to do in urban planning. As a final note, I'd like to extend a special thanks to all you talentless Southern Californians for crowding our town in search of blue collar jobs already taken up by those equally worthless individuals who preceded you in their journey here. A big hats off to all of you.

Wow, Las Vegas really does suck! Another martini anyone?

by Wyatt H October 2, 2005

Las Vegas

An ingenious way to waste 28 billion gallons of water.

As long as I get my hookers gambling and free food, who gives a fuck about the sprinklers?

A metropolis in the middle of a desert is a wonderful, long-lasting idea.

I go to Las Vegas to not give a shit about the worlds problems and subsequently increase them.

by Flagged February 19, 2013

Las Vegas

The new Mexico(not to be confused with New Mexico). Mainly populated with assholes, hobos, shemales, hustlers, gangsters, and of course Mexicans, some what of LA, but with more gambling. Main income from Las Vegas comes from cornholing tourist of their life savings and that's about it there isn't anything else to go here.

Las Vegas is very stereotypical in the movies, but is a really more like homeless tweeker asking you for a dollar so he funds together for a bottle of Wild Irish Rose so he'll be able to go to sleep next to the convenience store parking lot(which is actually what you will get asked for a lot walking down Fremont or any garbage infested shithole street that's in the central of town). Las Vegas is best as a one time experience just so I would be able to slap you in the face and tell you I told you so.

Let's never fucking think about Las Vegas as is it was in the hangover, because we are in jail now for a week for jay-walking. Unlike the ones in the movie who got away with being tased for stealing a police car.

by wythstyles December 14, 2010

Las Vegas Oil Change

When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.

Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.

by Pubes Monroe November 2, 2012

Las Vegas Left

The practice of making three right turns, or a right and a U-turn in order to exit a parking lot. In Las Vegas, all main streets have medians, making left turns directly from parking lots impossible.

Is there a signal light at the end of this lot? I don't want to have to make a Las Vegas Left.

by plasmaboy February 25, 2011

Las Vegas Elvis

A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.

"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."

by Dar-B March 23, 2013