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lumberton

Lumberdump; a place with NOTHING AT ALL. Alot of rednecks that are pretty cool. Consists of NOTHING. Alot of country area. People mainly drive jacked up chevys and GMCs.
do you live in lumberton? where is that?
by l;lkajkldjfjj September 22, 2006
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ladbert

A silly looking "eshay lad" often the less popular lads in a eshay lad clan... they are the quiet ones amoungst the more popular eshay lads. They r goofy looking and most of the times they the most violent often lashing out in an attempt to gain a place of importantce amoungst the eshay lads
"haha ey conna lad here comes smithers haha the ugly ladbert"
by Lane Bradleys HR 2 10 November 27, 2006
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Lambeth Log-Flume

Popular with the wives of British service men during the early 40s, the Lambeth log-flume was the method of choice for uplifting downtrodden spirits during the Blitzkriegs of London. Just as it was not uncommon for young ladies to experience their first sexual awakening through the vibrations emitted from V-1 doodlebug blasts, desperately pining housewives would routinely proposition the first man they encountered (often a relative) during a Blitz by tying a yellow ribbon around the base of his cock shaft.

Tying of the yellow ribbon was instantly recognised as an invitation to partake in the Lambeth log-flume. Spurred on by the vibrations of nearby explosions, the housewife would subtly coax the man into first defecating between her breasts, before urinating into her mouth until the overspill flowed out onto the freshly burdened muddy boob gully – the chocolate torpedo thus resembling a log-flume, surrounded by the flowing rapids of golden cock rain. This scene is re-enacted several times, limited only by the quota of rations that was had on the day.
Baza: “Hey Jeza, the other night I’s met this bint over round by the bins at back o’ Iceland, and ya never guess what! She only gone tied a fuckin’ green ribbon round the base ‘o me old chapper! I was right in theres, so anyways I went and took a fuckin’ cheese wedge on her baps, but forgot about the lamb jalfrezi I ‘ad that morning, and sprayed me beige cream ass jam all in ‘er face like a right fuckin’ cunt! The bint ain’t returnin’ me calls now, but she minged anyway so I’s ain’t bovered. Haha da fuckin’ cunt!”

Gerald: “Not to be the pedant, mon cher ami, but the proposition made by your fair lady friend was sadly misinterpreted. Your unfortunate attempt at the classic 40’s past-time activity known commonly as the Lambeth log-flume was in err, since the very calling card, i.e. said green ribbon tied around said base of penis, was not the colour of prize-winning canary plumage, but rather that of a freshly mown lawn of grass. Green was the colour, and thus, the calling card was for the Stockwell Shit-hammer. I trust that you will take my wisdom on bored and learn from your mistake, and I bid thee farewell!”
by Mr Gene Racer April 15, 2009
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lanberto

in the porn biz a lanberto is a euphemism for a hard on.
hey check out that guys lanberto.
by lanberto February 25, 2011
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Lambera

An unbelievably stupid question.
"What's this star next to my name?"
"Why, that's the North Lambera of course! Sailors use it to find their way home!" What a Lambera!
by the banana July 23, 2004
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Lamertag

An Xbox Live Gamertag that overall sucks, makes no sense and it the dumbest tag that anyone could come up with
That random Mandingo626 has a lamertag
by Marcus McFatso April 16, 2010
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lumberton middle school

Lumberton middle school is full with

1. Fake crackhead
2. People who vape or juul
3. Fake people
4. Drama

5. Annoying ass teacher's

6. Nasty ass lunch
7. Bitches who think they have ass
And
8. Hoes

As you can see this school is filled with alot of bullshit, just like the town.
"So how's lumberton?"

"Its okay, theres a bunch of hoes, people who juul or vape and bitches who think they have ass"

"Oh, so lumberton middle school is a shitty place?"

"Yeah pretty much"
by Just Saying Facts Nigga November 19, 2019
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