A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.”
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments.
Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
by Samurai_Jack$ September 28, 2020
Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
by lazar yeet for lazarbeam May 28, 2020
the Kraken is a mythical sea creature
a Kraken looks like a big octopus that is said to attack ships at sea
a Kraken looks like a big octopus that is said to attack ships at sea
by bob marly and michael jackson February 26, 2019
The term used in Eastern Europe to describe a man with exceptional abilities when using his own tongue. Using it, he can bring a woman to orgasm.
by makokoma July 12, 2023
The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023