kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.

Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!

by DestroyD May 25, 2019

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy

😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.

by zV orbx me Vz December 10, 2019

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018

you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.

Kill Me! PLEASE

by ohshitheshere November 06, 2020

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 03, 2018