Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!
Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!
by BrealBtown October 28, 2024
mugGet the Windy City Kazoomug.

hizoo kazoo

To indulge in alcohol and marijuana at the same time.
Wanna score some bud and do hizoo kazoo tonight?

Shit Yes!
by Manty July 15, 2004
mugGet the hizoo kazoomug.

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
mugGet the Wet Kazoomug.

molly kazoo

The act of smoking molly and subsequently playing the kazoo in a manner which emits smoke from the instrument.
Yo I just hit the craziest molly kazoo!
by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024
mugGet the molly kazoomug.

kazoo

loudthing that make sound aaaaaaaaa
by The All-knowing Bug. January 5, 2022
mugGet the kazoomug.

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand
If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.
by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022
mugGet the sandy kazoomug.

Kazoo xiao

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL
A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL
by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022
mugGet the Kazoo xiaomug.

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