Kayas are always skilled at many things - from Jenga, to scat jokes, to lying about many dice! They will never let their dreams be dreams, so it is wise to keep Kayas around for inspiration. You can spot a Kaya in the wild wearing a fashionable wig, a leather satchel (full of magical chocolates) or playing guitar. Kaya can play nearly any song you request on guitar, but will refuse if he doesn't respect your music taste. Do not embarrass Kaya with lame song requests. You can, however, always trust that Kaya will never let you down in a stressful moment. If you are about to be mauled by a wild bear, for example, while others are shouting and firing flare guns, Kaya will grab his guitar and play a little ditty to soothe your worst bear phobias, and more! Need a good laugh? Ask Kaya to put his glow in the dark thong on - they pair well with his white leather shoes, but you will NEVER catch Kaya wearing white pants. Kaya can also whip up a mean hot dog fresh from his hot dog machine (utilizing an unforgettable skill set from his hot dog on a stick days), and he will always have a beer or shot ready for you. If you ever encounter a Kaya, never let him go. He is more valuable than a Forrest Fenn bracelet.
Did you see Kaya ride by in that small child’s car? No, but I saw him in a regular car fanning money and blasting “bitch better have my money.”
by Karen Albert November 23, 2021
Get the Kayamug. kaya appreciation day. appreciate kayas, because they are cool. kayas don’t get a lot of appreciation, so appreciate them.
by vcat_ May 28, 2022
Get the kaya appreciation daymug. 
by ItzGamerR August 13, 2023
Get the Aku kayamug. kaya is truly one a kind. she is big and strong. HUGE jelly donut fan. if you find a kaya, she will most likely be athletic, and smart, but you will never understand how. she is a foodie and does really crunchy asmrs. you will never do something for her without her saying thank you.
by flerpyduck January 3, 2023
Get the kayamug. A way to decide if a game reviewer actually takes time to play the game/plays the game they are reviewing. Here's an example:
1. Take the game called Shadow of War, it was a pretty famous triple A game but there was a lot of controversy surrounding it because of its microtransactions. Big reviewers that don't really care about gaming and don't review gamers properly (like Jim Sterling and Paragon) said the game was pay to win, even though it wasn't.
2. Find a reviewer you'd like to know if they are legit.
3. Watch their Shadow of War review
4. What did they say about the micro-transactions? In this example, you know that shadow of war isn't pay to win.
5. If they said it is pay to win, they obviously don't actually pay much attention to the game/ they never played the game and just copy and paste mix what other reviewers have said.
This is an easy and quick way to know if a reviewer is legit. It works with any game and any part or controversy surrounding it, the only two rules are:
1. This only works if you have played the game you're using this technique with and know what is wrong and what it is right.
2. The wrong side is the more famous and believed side by the community.
1. Take the game called Shadow of War, it was a pretty famous triple A game but there was a lot of controversy surrounding it because of its microtransactions. Big reviewers that don't really care about gaming and don't review gamers properly (like Jim Sterling and Paragon) said the game was pay to win, even though it wasn't.
2. Find a reviewer you'd like to know if they are legit.
3. Watch their Shadow of War review
4. What did they say about the micro-transactions? In this example, you know that shadow of war isn't pay to win.
5. If they said it is pay to win, they obviously don't actually pay much attention to the game/ they never played the game and just copy and paste mix what other reviewers have said.
This is an easy and quick way to know if a reviewer is legit. It works with any game and any part or controversy surrounding it, the only two rules are:
1. This only works if you have played the game you're using this technique with and know what is wrong and what it is right.
2. The wrong side is the more famous and believed side by the community.
1: Hey, I found this new youtube channel called Jim Sterling, he is fucking amazing at reviewing games.
2: Dude, have you even tried The Kaya-Technique? He said that Battlefront 2 still is pay to win even though they removed microtransactions a while ago.
2: Dude, have you even tried The Kaya-Technique? He said that Battlefront 2 still is pay to win even though they removed microtransactions a while ago.
by mystique777 May 27, 2018
Get the The Kaya-Techniquemug. Native origin meaning ‘beauty’
Unisex name
Pronounced similar to “Kay-yah” or K-yah
( not like the actress from maze runner or skins, that’s more the western pronunciation)
Ps. Will probably spend majority of their school life and work life correcting teacher’s and people’s pronunciation, and will probably give up and decide to go by a nickname or the their middle name
Unisex name
Pronounced similar to “Kay-yah” or K-yah
( not like the actress from maze runner or skins, that’s more the western pronunciation)
Ps. Will probably spend majority of their school life and work life correcting teacher’s and people’s pronunciation, and will probably give up and decide to go by a nickname or the their middle name
Person: so Kayla…..
Kaya: um it’s actually pronounced kaya
Person: isn’t that what I said
Kaya: no you said Kayla, it pronounced ‘kay-yah’
Person: Kaiya?
Kaya: you know what just call me k or by my middle name grace
Kaya: um it’s actually pronounced kaya
Person: isn’t that what I said
Kaya: no you said Kayla, it pronounced ‘kay-yah’
Person: Kaiya?
Kaya: you know what just call me k or by my middle name grace
by Afellowunusualname November 22, 2021
Get the Kayamug.