Kaleb

Has no friends, possibly homeless. His mom looks like my nan's ashes and his brother got as fresh trim. His dog smelt like shit so his mom sold it. Wants white ass.

Is Kaleb's mom a prostitute?

by Isra Mumfatass November 27, 2019

Kaleb

A massive thicc dood who uses the word cunt every other word

Kaleb: Oi Fuck ya cunt
Evderyone Else: okay but y tho

by Thottynigga May 21, 2019

Kaleb

A FUKIN BITCH THAT THINKS HES HOT BUT HES NOT.

EW DO YOU SEE KALEB HE HAS A PIMPLE FACE AND HE THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD

by kaleb is ugly November 14, 2019

Kaleb

Kaleb, the lonely emo kid at the back of the classroom that his only friend is the water fountain... Kaleb likes think that he is the almighty memester when In reality the only funny thing he can come up with us his life. He's also a very horny emo kid.

Girl 1- ew is that kid screwing a water fountain?
Girl 2- yeah, probably Kaleb.
Girl 1- .....
Girl 2- this is his 6th time screwing it, in the past hour.

by Daddypotato2 December 11, 2016

Kaleb

A moron

Hes a Kaleb

by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017

Kaleb

Kaleb. The most faggot fat bitch here

Girl 1: isn’t that Kaleb

Girl 2: naw fam that’s just the most faggot bitch here

by Dirt little hoe July 2, 2019

kaleb

Does not know how to be quiet.
Is a jokester so if you can't take a joke inappropriate or not then stay away from a Kaleb.
If you can take a joke then you likely got a new friend named Kaleb.
He also won't change for any one so if you don't like them now you probably never will.

Boy:Kaleb won't shut up
Girl:But they make good jokes

Boy:I don't like there jokes
Girl:Then stop talking to them

by Nothingasfarasyourconcern March 19, 2017