A Kaiden is a type of person who is generally a joy to be around. They often have witty jokes to make and are known for their common lol moments. What Kaidens are best known for is eating children. A Kaiden is primarily a person who cannot eat gluten, so as an alternative he eats children.
Oh no watch out Billy it's a Kaiden!

Wow bro, you seem to have an appetite of a Kaiden.
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A nigga with baggy ass clothes that looks homeless

That don’t let him go to school stays home 24/7
When he is bored he shows his dick on monkey 🐵
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Kaiden is the F-Boy and one night stands tye of guy but when you get to know him, he's chill and kinda funny. But he's dated numerous girls so watch out...
Oh, I think that Kaiden is really cute

He just fucked Tiffany and has a girfriend
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A hot girl who probably watches anime and is depressed.
Wow, she’s turning into a Kaiden
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An obese person who like to wear fur suits all day
Kaiden your a furry
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Kaiden is a player who tries to get with girls for the fun of it when he is single. When he is taken and finds a girl he really likes, he becomes the most loyal and protective person around. Kaiden's are never a follower and can be a bit aggressive when someone challenges them. They are always honest and will always have their friends backs.
Girl 1 - "Kaiden has been texting me everyday, I think he likes me"

Girl 2 - "No he is just bored"
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