The Bridge on the River Kwai

1. A 1957 war film starring Alec Guinness.

2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.

1. Although it is widely acknowledged that Alec Guinness actually WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that there IS such a thing as The Force, there is an urban legend which claims that he was in fact a mere actor who starred in such films as The Bridge on the River Kwai. Clearly this is utter pretense and I should know, as I myself happen to be a Jedi Knight.

2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"

by Lukenestler November 16, 2006

kawaii desu

A phrase that most Americans with no Japanese cultural learning use to make it look like they know japenese. It is also a trend that Skydoesminecraft started and cause little fans to say over and over again because they think they are cool.

Person 1: look at that vulture eating a carcass.
Person 2: I know its so kawaii desu.
Person 1: do you even know what it means?
person 2:... Nope
person 1: Americans...

Fan: dude that's kawaii desu.
person: did you learn tht from skydoesMinecraft?
Fan: yeah, cuz he's awesome and saying that makes me awesome
person: no it doesn't how can you be cool if Sky does Minecraft isn't cool
Fan: *cries*

by mr.kentendo September 7, 2014

kwai

Laid back, cool asian, likes sports (Soccer/ real football), eating lots, likes shoes, thinks the french accent is ok..sometimes...not hairy and slightly tanned

he is such as kwai..wish i was him
kwai is the best

by cool dude kp April 28, 2011

Kawaii Kids

Extremely, kawaii and cute asian kids that usually have traits of a cartoon character.

Look at those kawaii kids over there obsessing over hello kitty!

by cyanide smiles January 6, 2009

kwasi band

when a nigga has an afro and he puts 3 or more headbands in it to keep it out of his face

thats some crazy hair you got there, you need to kwasi band that

by wellfuck October 14, 2009

kawaii tears

Tears that have been shed by a person who may not handle the cuteness of certain things such as couples or animals, and the list goes on.

Kawaii tears are dangerous and may trigger disasters such as tsunamis and earthquakes, unfortunately.

Shedding a kawaii tear will prove that the person/s or objects making them cry is/are simply, 2 kawaii for mere mortals.

Person 1: "That sloth is so lazy and adorbz, it's making me cry kawaii tears!"
Person 2: "Dude don't cry kawaii tears, you're gonna flood the whole city with your kawaii river."

by Tb mushroom November 16, 2013

Kawaii

kawaii means cute in Japanese but not like, baby cute, its basicly adding a basic smiley face with colored outlines to anything.
it is also used in roleplay by some annoying a$$ weaboos.

Example-chan is so kawaii!

by Zombiesmitters June 21, 2015