Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))

Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

Kingston maurward

Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.

Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

Kingston

Kingston, usually a blonde haired wannabe gangsta. likes to look smug and be the class clown but deep down is lowkey just saddddd and has a 0 inch pinch

ewwwww, kingston. i'd prefer a stefano

by stufnu August 16, 2020

Kingston

A smart Asian kid that has a small penis. He is mostly unfunny, but is funny at the same time. You will get along with him after a year. Mostly he is horny and sometimes gay.
Girl: Your cute
Kingston: Suck my cock

Kingston

by bob boss August 16, 2020

Kingston

The biggest NPC ever, 'extremely' loyal to girls and can fall in love after a 2-minute chat.

Kingston, biggest malder in OCE Valorant

by Patrick39290381 January 18, 2023

The Kingston Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."

by Big biscuit October 9, 2023

Kingston

if your name is kingston, you drag nuts and you havin, you don’t gaf ab nun and especially about a hoe, you a chill ass yn and will never crash out

you seen the boy over there?

who kingston?

by 1lulfraud November 19, 2023