Juan

he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it’s wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn’t apply himself to school as much as he should. Juan has thick black hair, and big warm brown hands. He is undeniably thoughtful and gentleman like when your around him.

Dude did u see Juan today ?
YES oml,he’s so dreamy

Ik, I love his hair !

by ur_local_ruby333 July 23, 2019

Juan

Juan, isn't just a name. Juan is how the beaners fresh out of the border say "one".

Ex. 1
Mexican guy: "Hey Mami, you are da numba juan!"
Ex 2.
Mexican guys: "Hola, can you give me juan beer please?"

by smolltiddies October 14, 2019

Juan

a person without a green card or any sort of citizenship

Juan over there fresh off the border

by Steve527 May 14, 2019

Juan

A border-crosser with a dream to become the ultimate gardener.

(Oh, I forgot it was John in Spanish.)

"I think the John is secretly a Juan! Nah, he's German"

by TheMechanicRob March 25, 2016

Juan

He is very short and looks like Abu. He gets mad a lot and looks like a monkey when he does.

MELANIE: JUAN, YOU ARE SO SHORT
JUAN: DONT TALK TO ME!

by JUANTHEMADMONKEY October 18, 2019

Juan

A big nose scarcastic little shit! He can be a dick at times but loves his family!

Juan is a professional liar and doesn't know when to quit sometimes but that's okay , he's cool

by JHungJDangle August 9, 2017

Juan

a nigga that dont respect women

Juan is such a THOT (Sad Frosty voice)

by Los Angeles Times October 1, 2018