Joner

A. An erection that has a justifiable cause and is not of a random nature. B. The opposite of a roner.

When the stripper started giving him a lapdance, Brian got a joner.

by DonE BDS March 1, 2010

Jonerthan

heathers lover

heather loves jonerthan

by heather December 8, 2003

Jonzer

When you have a boner but you have nothing to fuck. :'(

I had a jonzer because my girlfriend couldnt satisfy my needs :(

by Marijuana237 May 26, 2011

joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.

1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"

by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008

jongering

it means rollo and lant are the best

<rollo> lolz, i looked it up on goggle while you were jabbering away :o~
<lant> ._______.
<lant> i was not jabbering!
<lant> it was more like
<lant> jongering

by optimus lant March 24, 2003