John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.
by #1 john August 16, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.
by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016
Get the Johnmug. a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
John is one hell of a landscaper!
by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John is the most amazing leader you will ever meet. He is not only known as a great brother but a compassionate and generous spectacular lover! If you ever get the chance to meet John be will obviously be your ideal friend husband or Sir.
John is incredible
by Jjswagisawesome November 24, 2019
Get the johnmug. A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.
by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021
Get the John Anmug. { Jon or other spellings. }
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
Hey, have you seen how much John has changed?
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
by WestsideTruth November 7, 2018
Get the Johnmug. “Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 23, 2022
Get the Johnmug.